Category: Reviews
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Paris, Texas Review: A Yawn-Worthy Trek through Tedious Texas
“Paris, Texas” by Wim Wenders: where to even begin with this overrated piece of muck? If you’ve been craving a movie experience that feels longer than actually walking through Texas, congrats – you’ve hit the jackpot.
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Aftersun Review: A Blistering Burn of Boredom and Mediocrity
If you’ve ever wanted to waste almost two hours of your life on a film that tries too hard to be “deep” and meaningful, then “Aftersun” by Charlotte Wells is perfect for you! Possibly the most overrated film of 2022, Aftersun is constantly trying to milk every ounce of emotion from viewers in an embarrassing…
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Harakiri Review: Overrated Samurai Snoozefest
From its prolonged sequences to its tedious plot, Masaki Kobayashi’s Harakiri manages to be an exercise in cinematic lethargy. How anyone can laud such a snooze fest is beyond comprehension. Some claim it’s a classic; I say it’s an excellent cure for insomnia.
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